Bits Of Advice That We All Need To Hear!!

1. Don't worry about what others think of you. They are usually too worried about what you think of them
2. Measure twice and cut once
3. If it smells like poop wherever you go, check your own shoe first
4. Only pack what you can carry while running
5. True greatness isn't being better than others. It's being better than what you used to be.
6. When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the person you are speaking to isn't doing the same thing.
7. Act like you know what you're doing in every situation and 99% of people will leave you alone
8. It has to get worse before it gets better
9. You can be the ripest and juiciest peach in the room but there will always be someone who hates peaches
10. If the grass is greener on the other side, there's probably more manure there
11. Don't give up what you want most for what you want now
12. No two snowflakes are alike…or really that much different
13. He who angers you controls you
14. When you're wrong, admit it. When you're right, be quiet.
15. If you're not enough without it, you'll never be enough with it.
16. There are two rules you should always live by. The first is to never tell everything you know.
17. Slow down before the curve, then accelerate through it.
18. Never make decisions when you're angry. Never make promises when you're happy.
19. If a person is nice to you but not nice to the waiter, they're not a nice a person.
20. The only reason someone will hire you is to make a profit off of your labor.
21. Don't ruin a good apology with an excuse
22. If it takes less than 60 seconds to do, do it now.
23. Perfect is the enemy of progress
24. If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
25. Never eat yellow snow